Tinder

For betches, the dating world can be a scary place.

So a couple of weeks ago while we were at drunk brunch with our besties, we were talking about dating apps, as one does.

Someone wise once said, "It's only a lie if you get caught," and betches never get caught.

As Valentine's Day approaches—which TBH is the worst holiday in American fucking history—many single betches have turned to moments of self-doubt.

Valentine's Day is a nicegirl holiday, but unfortunately we have to deal with it every year.

We're only two episodes deep in Nick Viall's season of what some people like to call The Bachelor but what I like to call Nick Viall's Tinder, but sadder and with more STIs and already Liz is whack AF.