As I reflect on Monday’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m grateful for a few things. 1) Lisa’s face as she gleefully bankrupts the two Toms, 2) Human fedora Patrick is out of Stassi’s life, 3) Scheana’s airtime was limited to five minutes.
Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Chief) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of the Vanderpump Rules drama, including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal, and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!).
If you’ve spent any time on the home page of this website living outside of a cave, you know that today is basically a national holiday, and not the shitty kind like Columbus Day.
Maybe one Monday I’ll wake up and Google Vanderpump Rules like I always do and there will be absolutely nothing new to report, but today is not that day.
Last week, we broke your innocent little hearts when we told you Katie and Schwartzy were probs having marital problems due to scientific evidence we collected social media stalking we conducted.
