As I reflect on Monday’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m grateful for a few things. 1) Lisa’s face as she gleefully bankrupts the two Toms, 2) Human fedora Patrick is out of Stassi’s life, 3) Scheana’s airtime was limited to five minutes.
Maybe one Monday I’ll wake up and Google Vanderpump Rules like I always do and there will be absolutely nothing new to report, but today is not that day.