RHONY

Any Real Housewives Bravoholic knows that our ladies are at their best when they go on vacation.

It was a big weekend in the Bravo universe, as Joe Giudice was finally released from ICE custody and returned to Italy.

I have been watching The Real Housewives since 2008, and a common criticism I hear, other than the fact that it's trash reality television (what can I say, I'm a raccoon because I love garbage), is that for a show that's supposed to be about housewives, many of the women are not actually married.

The ladies of The Real Housewives are the gifts that keep on giving.

Just two days ago we all had to come to terms with the harsh reality that Bethenny Frankel will not be returning for season 12 of The Real Housewives of New York, and today, the business mogul took to Twitter to announce she was married?

I watch a lot of Real Housewives, and there are over 100 women who have graced the Bravo reunion couches in the past decade.

Luann, Luann, Luann.