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It's almost time for the most absudly amazing summer television series to get its metaphorical ass back on air.

As we have all known since she took her first sip of Champagne on The Bachelor, Corinne Olympios was literally made for Paradise.

Catch up on The Bachelor finale recap here!   Immediately after watching Nick and Vanessa scream at each other off into the sunset, Chris Harrison invites us back to The Bachelor-verse to find out more about exactly how much they have screamed at each other since that day, and to see how Raven and her plastic surgery are doing after being rejected in Finland.

Catch up on last week's recap here!   And like that, the most boring season of The Bachelor ended just as quickly as Nick Viall’s post-Dancing With The Stars career.

Let’s face it, this season of The Bachelor has been one shit storm after another.

Probably the most interesting thing, aside from Corinne's elimination, to come out of this week's episode of The Bachelor was Raven's claim that she's never had an orgasm.