pets

Move over pooch, this one is for me.

Here at Betches, we love our animals probably more than we like each other.

Contrary to some people's beliefs, I like to think that pet parents are real parents. (Well, my dog is just as messy as a toddler—so that counts, okay!?) As much as I love my little fur baby, he can wreak havoc on my couch—getting an all-white one was a *big* mistake—bed sheets, and literally any corner of my apartment.

Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules airs Monday at 9pm, an event I’ve been anticipating with a fervor my boyfriend some have described as “chilling.” I can’t help it.

United Airlines is officially back on their bullshit in the most spectacular way possible.

No matter what side of the aisle you’re on, basically everyone can agree that living in America is stressful as fuck right now.

When we say we genuinely envy the lives of Instagram’s betchiest dogs, we’re not even joking.