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A Swiftie's Top 10 'Tortured Poets Department' Songs Ranked

By Ilana Frost

A serious review from a professional!

A Formal Guide To All The 'Tortured Poets Department' Songs About Matty Healy

By Ilana Frost

There's quite a few. Like it's most of them.

The 'TTPD' Songs About Travis Kelce Are High-Key My Favorites

By Ilana Frost

We're getting sporty.

So... What Does Matty Healy Think Of 'The Tortured Poets Department'?

By Ilana Frost

I need to know his thoughts immediately.

Has Anyone Checked On Charlie Puth After 'TTPD' Release?

By Steph Perlman

Is that perfect-pitched boy ok?!

Fans Are Actually Questioning If Taylor Cheated On Joe With Matty...

By Ilana Frost

I'm shooketh to the core.

Wait, Is "loml" About Matty Healy?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Another win for situationships.

The "But Daddy, I Love Him" Lyrics Are Throwing Me For A Fucking Loop

By Syeda Khaula Saad

"Him" as in Matty, I fear.

ATTENTION SWIFTIES: We Broke Down Every Detail In "So Long, London"

By Ilana Frost

I fear we're a long way from "London Boy."

All The References In Taylor's 'Tortured Poets Department' Explained For Non-Swifties

By Ilana Frost

Don't worry, I majored in Taylor Swift.