Lisa Vanderpump

The only drink you won't want to throw in someone's face.

Naming the best couple on Vanderpump Rules is easy: It’s Lisa and Ken, and they may well be the best couple on the planet.

Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz apparently celebrated their anniversary back in August, which I for one am impressed by, considering I didn't think they would make it this long.

Last season of Vanderpump Rules, somewhere in between Katie telling Tom Schwartz his dick didn’t work and them making the worst decision of their lives actually getting married, queen Lisa popped her own question: would the two Toms be interested in opening a restaurant with her?

We start the reunion with Andy asking Stassi if she's dating anyone, of fucking course.

We all thought (hoped?) that Lala's appearance on the Vanderpump Rules reunion would be the last we saw of her on our televisions.

If you’ve ever read any of our shit you know we fucking live for Bravo and its roster of betches.