Kourtney Kardashian

You guys, it pains me to say this, but it’s starting to look like all of the Kardashians are actually pregnant.

These days, it’s hard to check your phone without finding out about another pregnant Kardashian.

The blossoming relationship between Scott Disick and 19-year-old Sofia Richie has had everyone talking for the past couple weeks, but not everyone shares the same opinion.

To our future kids and citizens of the Kardashian States of America, We want to express our sincerest apologies for the dystopia you live in today.

Unless you’re a homeschooled jungle freak with no access to the Internet, you know that last week Beyonce announced the names of our new saviors her newborn twins as Sir & Rumi Carter respectively.

The past few months, Scott Disick has been cycling through underage girls faster than Kourtney can scream “I’M DOING WHAT’S RIGHT FOR MASON AND PENELOPE.” It seemed like something more might be developing last month when he took Bella Thorne to Cannes with him, but she went home after like, one day and was swiftly replaced with some other chick.

Father’s Day is just around the corner aka the holiday you only remembered because your mom sent you a text saying “IT’S FATHER’S DAY, CALL YOUR DAD.” Thanks, mom, you da real MVP.