If you watched literally any part of the Democratic National Convention over the last few days, you've had a lot of different people telling you how important it is to vote in this election.
Trigger Warning: This article contains descriptions of sexual assault. We previously penned an article with the headline We Need to Talk About These Assault Allegations Against Joe Biden.
Welp, after a truly wild primary season that started with approx. 666 thousand candidates of various backgrounds in the running, we have narrowed our option down to the old, white, Christian dude.
