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The Top 10 Alternative Facts We Are Now Declaring Indisputably True
By Lisa Vanderbetch
Over the past couple weeks, President Cheeto and his loyal band of cronies have really thrown this whole country, fuck—the whole world, for a loop.
The Top Things Donald Trump Could've Said To Melania To Make Her Make That Face
By Sabrina the Teenage Betch
Ever since Inauguration Day the internet has been fixated on a viral video that spawned #FreeMelania and a lot of concern about the well-being of our new FLOTUS.
An Investigation Of What Was In The Box Melania Gave Michelle
By Betch Du Jour
As a woman who copied both the great Jackie O in sartorial choices and Michelle Obama in word choices, it should come as no surprise that the Slovenian robot Mrs.
Inauguration Recap: God Save Our Souls
By Betch Ivy Carter
Author’s Note: if you came to this site to read a beaming review of the inauguration and our new president, you are going to be solely disappointed.
Michelle Obama's Best Beauty Looks: A Farewell To A Very Betchy FLOTUS
By Betch Du Jour
Today, on this date, the world will go up in flames.
WTF Is The Women's March And Should You Care?
By The Wicked Betch of the West
A day after the beginning of the end, i.e.
Orange Drinks For The Inauguration Of The Orange Man
By Betchy Crocker
Unfortunately for us—and like, the world—tomorrow Donald Trump, human Cheeto, will become President of the United States.
"Bridget Trump's Diary" Is The Trump Parody Account Betches Need
By Dr. Frankenbetch
With inauguration day looming over the nation like the smoke and ash spewing from the top of a soon-to-erupt volcano, sometimes it seems like there’s nothing we can do but despair.
Your Pre-Inauguration Update on All of Donald Trump’s Lies (So Far)
By 50 Shades Of Betch
Donald Trump’s inauguration is tomorrow.
A Rundown Of All The Performers At Trump's Inauguration
By Miss Ameribetch
So Doomsday the inauguration is only a few days away, and Trump is having more trouble finding performers for it than LiLo had staying sober.
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