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You may have noticed in the past few weeks that rando tech companies are suddenly obsessed with you and keep emailing you about their "updated privacy policies." Look, I once live tweeted my trip to the gynecologist, so I kind of feel like I've surrendered any sense of privacy in my life at this point, but apparently these updates are "important" and I should "be more careful." If you're like me, you saw this influx of boring emails and treated them like any voicemail you've ever received by simply ignoring and/or deleting them immediately.

In a genuinely shocking twist, Zuckerberg’s House of Representatives hearing actually appeared to be a real hearing instead of one of the technology tutorials they offer local seniors at the Apple Store.

Welcome to your recap of Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing.

If you haven’t logged onto Facebook in the past day you’ve missed a really really important post.

After news broke of Facebook low-key giving data on over 50 million users to Cambridge Analytica, a firm that was casually used by the Trump campaign in 2016, we at the Betches Sup couldn't help but think, "why are we fucking with Facebook in the first place?" Like, do I really need to be connected with every person from my high school, my college ex, and every cousin I barely talk to that badly?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but then again that is literally my job.

Did Kylie’s tweet kill Snapchat for you?