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Winter is coming, as Game of Thrones likes to remind us, and with it, shitty winter skin.

While we regret many decisions from the night before and we swear it off every time we’re hugging the toilet the next day, betches love alcohol.

I have seen a lot of disturbing shit go down in 2017, like Blac Chyna’s nipples posted on my morning newsfeed and people trying to make just sucked dick lips snogged lips happen.

I’m gonna go out on a whim and say that makeup remover should be free like the tampons I have to buy once a goddamn month.

Is anyone else feeling personally victimized by the weekend?

To be blunt, my face is my most prized possession.

If we’re being technical, summer doesn’t officially start until next week but as of late, it’s been hot as fuck.