While Taylor Swift has been busy cooking up lame revenge plots against Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, they’ve been a little busy with some exciting plans of their own.
Unless you’re a homeschooled jungle freak with no access to the Internet, you know that last week Beyonce announced the names of our new saviors her newborn twins as Sir & Rumi Carter respectively.
Unless you’re a Kardashian and can afford to pay a flock of nannies salaries that rival what most surgeons make, babies typically symbolize the end of a betch’s most epic party days.
