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Rachel
Varina

Formerly one of the HBICs at Total Sorority Move (RIP), Rachel Varina has a long history of writing about things that make her parents ashamed. She's an avid lover of holding grudges, sitting down, and buffalo chicken dip. Currently, she lives in Tampa, Florida, but did not feed her husband to tigers. And even though she's married (with a *gasp* baby), she doesn't suck. Promise. PROMISE! Follow her on Instagram and Twitter (@rachelvarina) so she gets more followers than that influencer her husband dated in high school.

Stuff I Wrote

Comfy Sex Positions That Won’t Require You To Stretch First
Funny Pregnancy Captions to Make the Most Out of Your ~Condition~
Man Goes Viral For Being An Asshole: Refuses To Cancel Guys' Trip To Help His Wife Move
Hard Launching Your Baby Is The New Pregnancy Announcement — Just Ask Mindy Kaling
Best Postpartum Sex Products That’ll Actually Make You Wanna Get Laid Again
Let's Unpack *That* Viral Mother-Of-The-Bride Dress, Shall We?
Trust Me, Here Are The Best Pregnancy Sex Positions For Every Trimester
Get Your Baby TF Outta There With These Labor-Inducing Sex Positions
6 Creative Sex Positions To Try If You're Bored (Or Just Feeling Adventurous!)
A Ranking Of TV Characters I Love But Would Despise As MILs
OB/GYNs Answer Pregnancy Questions You’re Too Embarrassed to Ask
Here's How Often Real Couples *Actually* Have Sex While Pregnant
A People Pleaser's Guide To Being A Bridezilla
How Do I Ask For Cash At My Wedding Instead Of Shit I Don’t Need?
The Best Pregnant Sex Positions For Getting It On While A Literal Human Grows Inside Of You
The Mother-In-Law Survival Guide: How To Plan Your Wedding Without Losing Your Sanity
16 Actually Good Gifts For Moms That Aren't Just Shit For Their Kids
If Your Wedding Registry Was *Actually* Honest
A Super Chill Bride’s Feedback On The Bach Party She Said She Didn’t Wanna Plan
Men, Do These 6 Simple Things If You Want To Be HOT!
If Wedding Invites Were *Actually* Honest
I Love You, But I’d Rather Do Legit Anything Else Than Sleep In The Same Bed
You Know What's Hotter Than Spontaneous Sex? Scheduling It In My Planner
Shout Out To Erotica For Helping Me Get Pregnant
*Cancels All Plans To Read These NSFW Books Alone In My Room*
Zillow House Of The Month: "American Horror Story" Meets "American Psycho"
10 Popular Halloween Costumes You Definitely Shouldn't Wear This Year
Zillow House of the Month: Eat Your Heart Out, "Bridgerton"
Every "Love is Blind: After the Altar" Couple, Comprehensively Ranked
5 Women Explain Exactly What Having A Threesome Is Like IRL
My Miscarriage Was Nothing Like The Movies
Creative Ways To Get Off To 'Bridgerton' Season 2 Even Without The Sex Scenes
The Ranking Of Which Bridesmaids Will Get The Most Drunk At Your Wedding
The 9 Most Ridiculous Things About Netflix's 'Sex/Life'
To All The Plans We Made For 'When This Is All Over' And Are Now Desperate To Cancel
Muting People Saved My Mental Health
Is Premarital Pregnancy Trendy?
New Study Shows Hinting That You Want To Get Engaged Is Normal AF
Weddings Aren't Going Back To Normal In 2021—Here Are The Trends To Expect
Don’t Be Mad At Guests For Not Attending Your Wedding
A Professional Dominatrix Explains Everything You've Ever Wondered About BDSM
How To Get Ready At Home For Your Corona Wedding
What Going To A Virtual Sex Club Is Actually Like