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The thing about picking a White Elephant gift is that there’s actually a lot of secret pressure behind your choice. The dream is that you select a gift so hilarious or coveted that it gets stolen over and over again, and then everyone talks about how cool you are, and you become an icon. The first step, though, is finding said White Elephant gift, and that’s where we come in. We’ve scoured the internet and made it our personal mission to make you the star of the holiday party.
Whether you’re showing off at the office party or just trying to outdo your bestie at your friend group’s annual swap, these gifts are guaranteed to keep the laughs and/or envy coming. From funny gadgets to slightly impractical (but oddly appealing) accessories, this list has something for every sense of humor, taste, and guest list. Just remember us when you’re the ~most popular person at the party.~
The Best White Elephant Gifts For 2024:
This v cute mini karaoke machine
Meat shredder claws for people who really like meat?
A Stanley candle because we already have the actual cup
Pizza drink coasters for the snack-obsessed
This positive broccoli that’ll make anyone smile
A mini desk vacuum cleaner for all your keyboard crumbs
The coziest tabletop fire pit
A Bluetooth(!) banana(!!) phone(!!!)
Nerdy-but-cute science experiment dipping bowls
This ironic lighter that looks like a match
A sports mug for mega sports fans
The end-all-be-all portable wine chiller
Lightsaber chopsticks that — duh — light up
This toilet golf game that was made for MEN
A homemade pasta-making kit because who doesn’t love carbs?
An oversized XL wine glass that’s actually the perfect size?
Le cutest Le Creuset mini cocotte
A mini flat iron that’s basically a must-have
Yes, a lead test kit, because safety!
The key to never forgetting a password ever again
Really fucking cute happiness notes
The most absurd tortilla throw blanket
A cheaper-than-therapy desktop stress-reliever
This waterproof Bluetooth speaker that you miiiiight wanna keep for yourself
Bacon bandages that’ll get a laugh for cheap
A childless cat lady tee because we’re still representing
