Last night was the VMAs, which means it was time for the biggest stars in music to inexplicably mingle with every rando who's ever been on an MTV show.
As a long time listener of Taylor Swift’s music, I’ve learned a lot from her over the years, like how to only date emotionally unavailable men or how to act like a psycho when dating said emotionally unavailable men.
The MTV Video Music Awards are traditionally an event where celebrities compete with each other to wear the ugliest, most outrageous shit they can find.