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Acceptance around a man wearing flip-flops in the summer is a more divisive issue than whether Melania Trump is actually part of an elaborate hostage situation.

Summer is here, and I swear to God if I see any of you bitches in nasty, dirty, smelly, run-down Rainbow flip-flops that you've had since high school, you will be dead to me.

Anyone who has ever been to a Vegas pool party knows the familiar sight of betches everywhere in tiny Beach Bunny bikinis paired with beat-ass wedges.

We’re a little over two months away from the first day of summer, and praise fucking be considering the weather we've been having.

Everything sucks.

White is summer’s official color for many reasons: one being that I said so, and two, because it’s bright, crisp, and refreshing for hot weather.

There are things that have happened in the past that seriously just need to stay in the fucking past, especially when it comes to fashion.