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While we regret many decisions from the night before and we swear it off every time we’re hugging the toilet the next day, betches love alcohol.

Everyone knows a true betch’s summer go-to beverage is a nice tall glass (or bottle, whatever) of rosé.

If somehow in the course of your Facebook/Snapchat/Pinterest/Instagram travels you’ve missed a metric fuck-ton of frosé recipes, consider yourself a homeschooled jungle freak.

Oh, cheese, you’re your own food group to us.

It’s officially summer in NYC and I know this not because I’ve been outside doing things in this beautiful weather but because I’ve been living vicariously through people and their rooftop Snapchats while I continue to binge watch Schitt’s Creek.

If there are two things that betches love in this world, it’s being lazy AF and drinking wine.

Because we all need a good, solid education when it comes to alcohol, we’re bringing back “Know Your Wine.” Like, I still don’t fully understand why this wasn’t offered as a course in college, but my issues with the education system are a moot point.