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When you’re in college, spring is a time for puking in Mexico and pulling all-nighters to make up for months of not going to class.

Aside from choosing a method of getting blackout this weekend, picking a profile picture is one of the most important decisions a betch can make.

I've seen a disturbing trend on my timeline recently, and it's not just because I only became Facebook friends with my dad a few months ago: people posting Facebook eulogies about their dead dogs.

Anyone who has checked their Facebook App recently (aka everyone on Earth), probably noticed a “new” feature that was actually a fairly old feature for anyone who has ever used Snapchat or Instagram (again, everyone on Earth). “Stories,” otherwise known as the ability to update everyone in video format about every single thing that happens in your life—preferably with the addition of a cute filter or animal ears—have come to Facebook.

Here’s a reason to feel superior to the rest of humanity today: It’s been scientifically proven that people who brag about being fit on Facebook are literally psycho.

Brace yourself, betches, because Valentine's Day is coming up and with it the most annoying social media posts since the #100HappyDays challenge.