Britney Spears

So we guess Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson read our article about how they’re pretty strange as a couple, but kind of work well together. (Come on, Ariana Grande is definitely the kind of girl who Googles herself.) Anyway, it sounds like they took that article to heart and decided to get engaged.

On Tuesday, our favorite childhood icon and the patron saint of belly button piercings, one Miss Britney Spears, announced that she will be the new spokesmodel for Kenzo.

We normally don’t really give a shit about other people’s birthdays, but there are always exceptions.

Britney Spears is an icon for many reasons.

Lifetime Movies have a long history of being pretty terrible, and this is especially true when they’re about celebrities.