October used to remind everyone that there are other climates aside from violently hot, but we are already two days in and it is 88 motherf*cking degrees outside.
It's been 14 years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt separated due to "irreconcilable differences" (whatever TF that means), and I am still feeling the pain.
While most of the world is still recovering from the tragic news of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’ breakup, we, the hard-hitting journalists of the world, have different celebrity couples to move on to.