As you may have noticed from the abundance of candy and flowers passing you by while you sat quietly in your cubicle and tried not to burn this city to the ground, yesterday was Valentine’s Day.
With all the Kardashian pregnancy news going around, it can be easy to forget that our favorite kind-of-member of the family, Scott, is still just busy being a hoe.
In case you are a homeschooled jungle freak haven’t been Keeping Up, you may have missed that Scott Disick, former longtime lover of Kourtney Kardashian and current walking human STD, has been hooking up with literal children all summer in a sad attempt to make Kourtney jealous.
The past few months, Scott Disick has been cycling through underage girls faster than Kourtney can scream “I’M DOING WHAT’S RIGHT FOR MASON AND PENELOPE.” It seemed like something more might be developing last month when he took Bella Thorne to Cannes with him, but she went home after like, one day and was swiftly replaced with some other chick.
