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Lisa Schwartz is a Los Angeles native, actress, and YouTube sensation whose channel Lisbug has over 2.2 million subscribers. Her book, THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS: Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time, out now, is a collection of comedic personal essays in which she shares stories and musings about being an ambitious, modern day woman in her thirties.

Once you hit your mid-20s, you reach that stage in life where everyone you know is getting engaged. (And if you think that won't happen to you, just wait.) As elementary school wisdom tells us, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage.

After months of waiting, the newest member of the Royal family is finally here.

"Oh, he definitely could have fit through that tiny vagina, he's so small." Words I feel like I have strangely heard before.

It's happening.

I don’t know about you, but approximately every single one of my friends is pregnant right now.

I get it.