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Political Questions To Ask Your BF To Make Sure He's Not A POS (In Case You Couldn't Already Tell)

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Better late than never I guess.

Are You Hot For Nosferatu? Here's Why The Internet Is Horny For The Classic Villain

By Syeda Khaula Saad

I'm gonna say it doesn't have anything to do with his face.

A Look At Trevor Noah's Low-Key Impressive Dating History

By Marissa Dow

I mean, he's got a good picker.

Is Taylor Really "Taking A Step Back" From Blake Amid The 'It Ends With Us' Drama? An Update

By Ilana Frost

I investigated the rumored ~bad blood~.

A Viral MUA's Guide To Breaking Necks With The Unrecognizable Makeup Trend

By Marissa Dow

The cheat code the girlies need.

What Is Consensual Non-Consent? A Breakdown Of The Often Misunderstood Kink

By Syeda Khaula Saad

CNC fantasies are more common than you think.

How Do I Apply To Join Jake Shane's Iconic Friend Group? Introducing The USC Girlies

By Ilana Frost

I have a parasocial relationship with everyone in this group.

Yes, Dads Can Get Postpartum Depression Too

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Let's not totally leave new dads in the dust.

Is Your Sex Life Boring AF? Pleasure Mapping Might Get You Out Of A Rut

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This kind of geography I can get behind.

Breaking Down Selena Gomez's Net Worth: How The Disney Queen Became A Billionaire

By Ilana Frost

We stan Rare Beauty in this house.

Can't Talk Right Now: Busy Obsessing Over Hot, Young Photos Of Boston Rob

By Fleurine Tideman

Boston Rob can get it.

MGK Is Seemingly Weighing In On Rumors About His Split From Megan Fox

By Ilana Frost

An update for the blood-drinking community.

For all the theater girlies out there...

By Kat Pickhardt

In partnership with & Juliet.

Rachael Kirkconnell Breaks Silence On Matt James Split

By Steph Perlman

BRB picking my jaw up from the floor

Paddington Bear Is Actually a Lifestyle Icon, Hear Me Out

By Fleurine Tideman

We’re in the era of influencers — there’s no denying it.

Should You Have Veto Power Over Your Groom's Tux? This Viral Bride Did And Honestly... She's Not Wrong

By Marissa Dow

TBH, his green tux would've been my 13th reason.

A Betchy Breakdown Of The 'Love Is Blind' Season 8 Cast

By Ilana Frost

Because we're still doing the "experiment."

BRB, Obsessing Over Macaulay Culkin And Brenda Song's Love Story

By Marissa Dow

It's the life sweet life <3

Breaking Down Selena Gomez's Controversial Crying Video

By Ilana Frost

Crazy idea... can we leave her TF alone?

Why Matt James And Rachael Kirkconnell Split After Four Years Together

By Ilana Frost

Another Bachelor Nation couple bites the dust.

Robert Pattinson Was "Such A Hermit" Before Becoming A Dad, Here's How Fatherhood Changed Him

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Unfortunately his actual child is not named Renesmee.

Justin Baldoni Allegedly Sent This 7-Minute Voice Memo to Blake Lively At 2 AM

By Ilana Frost

And he *seems to* reference Taylor Swift...

Unpacking Those Rumors That Connor Wood Is Joining 'Summer House'

By Marissa Dow

I'm here for anyone dethroning West as the resident ~funny boi~.

The Ultimate Rulebook For Hooking Up In College

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Rule #3. The communal showers are not romantic.

Is It Innocent Flirting Or Is It Micro-Cheating?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

That heart-eye emoji might just be more harmful than you think.

The 'Southern Hospitality' Cast Has A 'VPR'-Level Web Of Entanglements: What To Know To Watch

By Marissa Dow

This is Maddi and Joe Bradley's house now.

TikTok Girlies Are Putting Castor Oil In Their Belly Button For "Health" Reasons... But Does It Work?

By Syeda Khaula Saad

...but does it work?

Trying To Discuss Politics On TikTok? You Might Need Some 'Cute Winter Boots'

By Syeda Khaula Saad

And we're not talking about footwear.

Miley Cyrus Reacts To Her Dad And Brother's Intense Public Feud

By Ilana Frost

Cyrus family drama, cont.

The Full 'White Lotus' Season 3 Trailer Is FINALLY Here

By Ilana Frost

Are you ready for White Lotus (Thailand edition)??

Kyle's 'RHOBH' Net Worth Puts The Rich In Richards

By Marissa Dow

She can buy all the caftans and aviators she wants!

If Your Love Language Is Words Of Affirmation, You Might Have A Praise Kink

By Syeda Khaula Saad

"Tell me I'm pretty."

Blake Lively's Net Worth Is Making Me Consider A Career In Acting And Mid Haircare

By Ilana Frost

New New Year's resolutions unlocked.

'Severance' Fans Might Have Figured Out Miss Huang's Secret

By Marissa Dow

She's having a main character moment.

What Is Solo-Polyamory? No, It's Not The Same As Being Single

By Syeda Khaula Saad

Independent but make it poly.

'Lil Timmy Tim Is My Favorite Artist: Ranking Teenage Timothée's Iconic Rap Performances

By Ilana Frost

Yeet yeet skirt skirt!

The "You're So Funny" TikTok Trend Has Me Howling At Childhood Trauma

By Marissa Dow

No one said a sense of humor was free.

I'm Begging You To Bring Plus-Ones To House Parties So I Can Meet The LOML

By Syeda Khaula Saad

My next BF could be your plus-one.

Swifties, Remain Calm: Taylor Swift Might Be Teasing Her Last Two Rerecords

By Ilana Frost

There's suspicious Spotify activity going on...

Craig Conover Admits Paige DeSorbo's "Confusing" Behavior Should've Been A Red Flag

By Marissa Dow

Did they know they had 30 minutes?

The Spiciest Books Coming Out In 2025 For All Your Horny Reading Resolutions

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This one's for all the literary sluts.

Why 'Love Is Blind' Stars Tyler Francis And Ashley Adionser Are Ending Their Marriage

By Ilana Frost

I am breathing so many sighs of relief.

Oh Shit! There's A Bambi Down On 'Traitors'

By Marissa Dow

Girl on girl crime, SMH.

Sorry, Can't Talk, I'm Busy Decoding What "Cold Harbor" Means In 'Severance'

By Marissa Dow

Mr. Milchick has some explaining to do.

We Don't Talk About Shawn Mendes' Wild Dating History Enough

By Ilana Frost

Bro has "Taste"!

This Wild Theory About Helly R. In 'Severance' Has Me Gagged

By Marissa Dow

Gagged and gooped, actually.

Who Is Monica Barbaro? Everything To Know About The Surprise Oscar Nominee

By Ilana Frost

Girlie got a surprise Best Supporting Actress nom!

Here's Why The 'RHONY' Season 15 Finale Was Historically Chaotic

By Marissa Dow

Whatever happened to hello, how are you, my name is?

Everything We Know About Ally Lewber And James Kennedy's Breakup

By Ilana Frost

Hope she's doing okay ❤️

Some People Actually *Don't* Want To Orgasm — Here's Everything To Know About Orgasm Denial

By Syeda Khaula Saad

This one isn't for my instant gratification girlies.

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