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The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Is Hiding In A Suitcase And We're Here For It

By Alise Morales

Today is the one year anniversary of Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swift’s life via Snapchat, and you’ll be happy to know that Taylor is now a fully-functioning, completely normal human being who takes reasonable methods of transportation to and from her various appointments.

Calvin Harris Wants To Get Back On Taylor Swift's Good Side

By 50 Shades Of Betch

Last summer, Taylor Swift reached peak snake status.

Jonathan Cheban Is A Very Angry Man

By Sara Levine

Jonathan Cheban, professional friend of Kim Kardashian, is not one to be messed with.

Katy Perry & Ryan Phillippe Deny Dating Rumors By Flirting Shamelessly, Fooling No One

By Alise Morales

As we all know, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are broken up, as evidenced by Katy Perry's new "I'm Going Through A Breakup" pixie cut.

United Airlines' Leggings Ban Isn't Even The Worst Thing They've Done Recently

By Alise Morales

As anyone with even a casual attachment to Twitter already knows, United Airlines got into deep shit this weekend after forcing two young girls, one of whom was only 10 years old, to change out of leggings before boarding the flight.

Man Uses Twitter To Inform Trolls That International Men's Day Does, In Fact, Exist

By Alise Morales

It wouldn’t be International Women’s Day without a plethora of Twitter eggs peeking their heads out of their mom’s basements to scream “BUT WHY ISN’T THERE AN INTERNATIONAL MEN’S DAY, HUH?” at anyone who will listen.

"Bridget Trump's Diary" Is The Trump Parody Account Betches Need

By Dr. Frankenbetch

With inauguration day looming over the nation like the smoke and ash spewing from the top of a soon-to-erupt volcano, sometimes it seems like there’s nothing we can do but despair.