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Even with the world coming to a complete stop outside of our homes, people are finding new and innovative ways to suck, even from a (social) distance.

You know what sucks more than your significant other living in your building?

If being what my grandmother calls a “youth” has taught me one thing, it’s that delayed gratification ain’t worth sh*t.

Kim Kardashian and I are very different people, leading very different lives, but one thing we definitely have in common is that we spend an obscene amount of money on crap we don’t need.

Sometimes there’s not enough time, or motivation, in the day to get to the gym.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but much like every frat guy you've ever met, Siri has been programmed to not talk about feminism.

Yesterday, I woke up to a text from my mom.