I know we're all still reeling from Monday night, when Rachel chose chiropractor and aspiring chipmunk Bryan Abasolo to be her fiancé over midwestern gap-toothed certified snack, Peter Kraus.
If you remember back to the super hilarious (if I do say so myself) breakdown of contestants on this season of The Bachelorette, you'll recall that this year's first one-on-one date-getter, Peter, listed his occupation as "Business Owner".
