Winter is upon us, and I’ve been ready and waiting for this shit since that time during Labor Day Weekend when I blacked out in a star spangled bikini and woke up wanting to banish myself to Canada for my actions.

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Unless you know wtf you’re doing (which is a rarity), buying new lipstick online sucks.

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Nothing says more about my personality than a dark, vampy lip.

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There’s a lot to love about the fall season.

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