hooking up

Hi everyone!

Summer is pretty much over, according to my lack of summer bod, and that means cuffing season is in full effect, which also means that the only thing worse than potentially catching the fucking plague or whatever other life-altering virus planet Earth will soon undoubtedly dig up this year, is catching the feelings bug *chills sent down spine*.

If you ask any average guy what the first thing he notices about a woman, he’ll likely tell you her big smile, her bright blue eyes, bla blaaaaa blaaskdjflsdfk.

Let’s get something clear from the start: one of these is not actually dating.

Our therapist once told us "when people show you who they are, believe them" and we can't remember if she was talking about our parents or the President, but this very much applies to online dating as well.

Sure, you may have started hooking up with a bro you didn’t exactly want to date, but as often happens when two people sleep together after a while, you may have actually developed feelings.

You’d think that after years of (sometimes intermittent) practice, sex would stop being awkward.