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SZA Offers To Help Amelia Dimoldenberg Get More Bendy 'With A Strap-on' And Other Life Tips

If you enjoy watching some of your favorite celebrities go on the most awkward dates of their lives, then you’re probably a fan of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s “Chicken Shop Date.” Seriously, if you thought you’ve had your fair share of awks first dates throughout your dating history, nothing tops every single date Amelia has been on in her series. And in her latest episode, we see the collab of our dreams: Amelia’s hilariously uncomfortable demeanor and SZA’s penchant for just being the weirdest person in the room.

Of course, there was a lot of miscommunication and confusion, but after managing to stop laughing or saying “huh?” you’ll realize just how much Amelia managed to learn about SZA and how she views dating and relationships on a quick chicken shop date. Here are some of the most important things we learned about what SZA thinks on sex & dating.

Being Delusional Is A Good Thing

Delulu girls to the front! Our lord and savior SZA is a big proponent of being delusional. In fact, she said that anyone who thinks they’re grounded in reality actually has no idea what’s going on.

If You Want To Be Bendy, It Should Be For Sex

Sure, learning to put your foot behind your head (like Amelia apparently wishes to do) can be a fun party trick, but if you ask SZA, there really is no better reason to learn to do anything flexible unless it’s for sex. So true, bestie.

When Amelia asks if SZA will help her get more bendy (aka, flexible), SZA clarifies, “with a strap-on?” Of course, the internet is losing their mind over this assumption that flexibility is always sex-related. A mark of a good date, in my opinion.

We’re Supposed To Be In Fleeting States Of Loving

This could be from the cynicism she’s gained from not being able to find someone (I know… how are the rest of us who don’t look like SZA supposed to have hope??) but SZA says she doesn’t really know if she subscribes to the idea that you find someone to love and then you just stay there. Instead, she thinks maybe love comes and goes.

She’d Rather Be Alone Than In Jail

I know, I know, she lied. But in her defense, SZA does like to lie a lot (no seriously, it’s a thing). But I guess we just have to realize that not everything SZA sings is true. And considering how mentally unwell some of her lyrics are, I think we can all agree that it’s a good thing. So no, she did not in fact kill her ex.

Long Distance Relationships Don’t Work

She literally gave zero context to this so do with this information what you will.

Always Wash Your Coochie After The Ocean

I mean, it’s always a good idea to keep your vagina clean but SZA claims to know a lot about the ocean so if she says to make sure you’re washing your vagina after being in the water, I say just trust her.

Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad is a sex & dating writer at Betches despite not remembering the last time she was in a relationship. Just take her word for it.