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Lily Allen Is Selling Feet Pics On OnlyFans — And She's Toe-Tally Killing It

Lily Allen hasn’t released any music in a couple of years, but she is still making headlines — but this time, it’s not for her music. The 39-year-old singer has ventured into the world of OnlyFans with a focus that’s, well, a bit lower than usual. That’s right, Lily Allen is serving up exclusive foot content, and honestly, we’re here for it.

While I’m not usually a fan of paying celebrities to do anything (they’re already plenty rich on their own!), I do have to say I’m loving this news. Under the pretty hilarious (and totally subtle) username “Lily Allen FTSE500,” the pop star has put her best foot forward, offering a tantalizing collection of toe pics for just over $10 a month. I mean, that’s honestly a steal — It’s almost “Not Fair.”

Despite jumping on the OnlyFans bandwagon back in June, the news is only just hitting the mainstream now. So, if you haven’t heard, you’re welcome… and get your $10 ready.

Her profile stats are actually pretty impressive (as far as foot pics go) — the account has almost 300 likes already. Her latest post? A whimsical “La Dolce Feeta” caption and photo of her feet from somewhere fabulous in Italy. She’s honestly living my dream life.

 

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This whole totally unexpected venture was teased during a June 30 episode of her “Miss Me?” podcast. She found out (through her nail lady btw) that she had a 5-star rating on WikiFeet (yes, 5 whole stars) and joked that she could make a lot of money selling foot content. Well, turns out it wasn’t so much a joke. She’s even so confident in her foot fame that she playfully threatened to leave her co-hosting duties behind and fully commit to her new… well, calling. Excuse me while I go get a pedicure.

So whether she’s serenading us with her hits or giving us an exclusive peek at her feet, one thing’s for sure: Lily Allen knows how to keep her fans on their toes (if you can’t tell, I’m having a ball with these foot puns). And if anyone’s going to break the internet with feet pics, it might as well be the woman who sang, “And I’ll take my clothes off, and it will be shameless / ‘Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous.”

I don’t know about “taking her clothes off,” but we can be sure as hell that she’ll be taking her socks off.

Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad
Syeda Khaula Saad is a sex & dating writer at Betches despite not remembering the last time she was in a relationship. Just take her word for it.