I Have Some Words For Lamar Odom — And Yes, It’s About Buying A “Khloe Kardashian” Sex Doll

Men are disgusting, and every time I think they can’t top the last sickening thing they’ve done, they go ahead and top it with something 10x worse. Today’s sick, depraved freak is none other than Lamar Odom.

If you haven’t heard of Lamar in over a decade, that’s because he hasn’t been relevant since his divorce from Khloe Kardashian in 2013. And when he has been in the news cycle, it’s usually for something about Khloe, like when he decided to publicly comment on her finding out about Tristan Thompson getting someone else pregnant or when he dueled it out with Tristan in Khloe’s Instagram comments. Well, guess who’s back in the news again because of something Khloe related? Except this time, it’s probably the creepiest thing you could ever imagine.

Lamar has decided to buy a sex doll from RealDoll, a company that makes extremely realistic sex dolls that you can customize for a couple thousand dollars. And for his order? He decided to create one that looks exactly like Khloe. Yes, I’m being serious. Not only did he decide to do this, but he’s also on video at the factory, groping the doll’s breasts in attempt to — what I can only assume is — making sure it has the right “feel.”

This isn’t just sad or weird, it’s fucking gross. Here’s my thing: If you’re going to be a fucking creep, how about you keep it a secret instead of having yourself filmed and then sharing your weird issues with the whole world? Did he even stop to think about how violated Khloe might feel? They broke up 11 years ago and she suffered a lot in that relationship. He always thanks her so much for standing by his side while he dealt with addiction… and this is how he repays her? By basically harassing and degrading her?

To anyone that thinks this is “funny,” you need to look inward. This is a pretty despicable thing to do, especially in the way it’s been publicized. It’s basically sending the message that even though Lamar can’t get Khloe in real life anymore, he basically doesn’t need her permission to still experience sex with her. Also, it’s just really fucking creepy. The woman is two kids in with a man she’s not even with anymore — Lamar, you are so far out of her mind that she probably forgets she was ever with you. And yet here you are, putting your weird obsession on display because you don’t know how to get people to care about your existence otherwise. He might just need to pick up a basketball again because clearly retirement is giving him too much free time on his hands. Or, he could do something he would really benefit from if he’s this bored: lots and lots of therapy.