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Scheana's Green Swimsuit Lives Rent Free In My Brain (And Other Shit I'm Shopping From 'VPR')

While I know there are a ton of reality shows to get excited about right now, I honestly feel like Tuesday nights have become every Bravo fan’s Roman Empire — especially given all the drama that was served on a silver plater during season 10. VPR is back on the air and hopefully you’ve watched the first five episodes of season 11, because things are finally picking up a bit. TBH, I can’t help but be super tired of Sandoval and his lack of self-awareness. On the other hand, I am enjoying seeing Ariana thrive with her new BF and how quickly she was able to lay down the laws in her house with her ex. Speaking of quickly, I couldn’t help but how fucking fast I wanted to shop after watching each episode.

This week we got to watch the cast (sans Katie and Arianna — duh) prep for their Tom Schwartz-planned ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ trip to Lake Tahoe. While Scheana and Brock argued over who got to watch Summer Moon (and subsequently run her IG account) on their trip and continue wondering about when TF Something About Her is actually opening, we got to see Sandoval join the group on their getaway and the beginning of LVP’s new Wolf restaurant. During all this drama, I couldn’t help but notice all the shit I was influenced to purchase from the episode. So, if you’re going to be glued to your TV (like me) week after week, keep scrolling for everything you can buy from season 11 of Vanderpump Rules.

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The green bathing suit Scheana tried on but I’ll take a rain check on forcing a sales associate listen to me and my partner argue in a store

Scheana Shay trying on a green bathing suit in a store
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CUPSHE V Neck One Piece Swimsuit
 $34.99

RIOT SWIM Echo One Piece
 $150

Ariana’s striped set is legit perfect for lounging and taking inventory of the all the shit in your house you bought with your ex so you can get what you deserve

Ariana Maddix in her home on the phone wearing a stripped set
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Women’s 2 Piece Casual Set
 $36.99

I hate that I love Scheana’s construction outfit (I would never ruin feathers with a sledge hammer, just saying)

Scheana Shay wearing a feather top
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Lucy Paris Milly Feather Top
 $98

I might be a private investigator, but I need Ariana’s entire beauty and wellness routine

Ariana Madix brushing her teeth
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The one and only Emo Nite hoodie

Every Nite is VPR Nite Emo Night Hoodie
 $48

A bowling shirt just as cool as Katie’s

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PJ PAUL JONES Men's Vintage Stripe Knit Polo Shirt
 $41

Ariana’s cozy plisse set

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WPNAKS Two-Piece Plisse Outfit Matching Set
 $30

DIY army jacket + patches

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Ptorlio Camouflage Jacket for Women
 $39

60pcs Random Assorted Styles Embroidered Patches
 $13

Ally’s Alo set that’s perfect for any zodiac queen ready to read your birthchart

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Alo Varsity Tennis Skirt
 $74

Alo Airlift Intrigue Bra
 $64

Ariana’s casual smoothie outing ‘fit consisting of a white blazer and sneakers

Ariana Maddox sitting at a table under an umbrella wearing a white blazer and sneakers
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Good American Luxe Suiting Boyfriend Blazer
 $199

Steve Madden Possession Sneaker
 $99.95

A cat bed fit for a Valley Village feline is a must-have

SWITTE Cat Bed Hanging Swing Egg Chair
 $72.99

A sound machine that Tom thought could drown out Sandoval will at least silence your neighbors music at 1AM

Tuft & Needle x Snooz White Noise Sound Machine
 $110

Scheana’s lounge fit that can take you from the studio to stalking Summer Moon’s IG following in seconds

Scheana from 'Vanderpump Rules' wearing a sports bra and her hair up in a scrunchie.
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Capezio Women's Double Lined Ribbed Bra
 $22.37

Yovela Womens High Waisted Baggy Sweatpants
 $31.99

The candle that Schwartz gives to James, which James says smells like “citrus pussy”

Zodax Opal Glass Candle in Rio de Janeiro
 $45.49

A cinnamon pen to make at-home lattes just like Ariana

A close up of a mug filled with a latte with a cinnamon heart on top
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TuTuYa Latte Art Pen
 $8.99 (was $11.99)

A “Cat Dad” hat because if James Kennedy has one, I also want one

Cat Mom & Dad Hat
 $16.99

The perfect going-out bag that both Scheana and Lala have (TBH, it matches just about everything)

A close up of Lala Kent holding up a black and crystal going out handbag.
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Crystals Evening Clutch Bag
 $19.99

LVP’s chic (and expensive AF) earrings…Don’t worry, I found the look for wayyy less

Schiaperelli Mouth And Eye Earrings
 $2,010

ChristinaChristiJls Gold Eye Earrings
 $55.98 (was $74.64)

Andrea Marie
Andrea Marie
Abbey Westlin
Abbey Westlin
Abbey Westlin is a self-proclaimed iced coffee enthusiast, practitioner of beauty, and fashion connoisseur. By day, she makes a living by creating Fashion and Lifestyle content for Betches Media. By night, she enjoys cooking intricate meals, sipping a glass (or four) of rosé, and keeping up with the news. Follow her on Instagram @abbey_westlin.