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Thanks to a little-known celebrity named Kylie Jenner, getting lip fillers has become almost normalized in today's society.

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized at the start of a new year by your own ambitions.

So it's mid-December and you've yet to start your holiday shopping, and as generous as you'd like to be, that bank account of yours has other things in mind.

You've most likely heard about all of the weird, crazy everyday beauty hacks, as well as expensive beauty treatments that some rich celebrities "swear by" to enhance their skin, butt, hair—whatever.

I admittedly am not someone that loves to get facials.

You’ve made it through the unofficial high school reunion at your local bar on Thanksgiving Eve, your annoying aunt asking you about your love life at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and the insane lines at the local outlets on Black Friday.

By now you've probably used or are at least familiar with sheet masks for your face.

Okay, so there’s like a million—no, more than a million—different kinds of diets and plans out there to lose weight (or to just eat your way to a healthier lifestyle).

If you're in the market for a subscription box but don't want to pay into past Bachelor contestant's Instagram-made empires, then look no further, as I've rounded up the six best subscription boxes that you won't find alongside laxative teas on past cast members' Instagram feeds.

Unless you live under a rock, then you've probably heard about all of the beauty brands that are finding ways to incorporate CBD oil, or cannabidiol, into all sorts of products.

No matter how un-basic you swear you are, odds are you have a sweet spot for that moment PSLs get added back to the Starbucks menu.

If one of your favorite parts of fall isn't fall-scented candles that make your home smell like a giant spiced pumpkin, then I'm going to go ahead and assume that you have no soul.

If your Instagram newsfeed is filled with a sh*t ton of fitness influencers, then amongst all the sweaty workout selfies and workout apparel discount codes, odds are, you've at least heard the mention of intermittent fasting.

If the name Lo Bosworth makes you feel nostalgic for simpler times when you would take a hiatus from your own dramatic teenage life to indulge in the more dramatic teenage lives of the super rich cast members of Laguna Beach and then, The Hills, same. But prepare to associate Lauren Conrad's super cute bestie, Lo Bosworth, with her line of feminine health products because the former reality TV star really cares about your vagina.

If you've ever splurged on a $50+ eyeshadow palette just to only use like, two shades and then let the rest of the palette sit in the back of your vanity for years, you're not alone.

If you've ever spotted a celebrity, influencer, or otherwise just ballsy person post a pic to your Instagram feed of themselves wearing a sheet mask on a plane, you probably thought two things: one, that they're batshit crazy, and two, "why the hell are they doing that?" Well, if you've ever flown on an airplane, you're probably familiar with how dry, dull, and all-around dirty your skin can look and feel post-flight thanks to the recycled air that blows through the plane's vents.

Summer is not easy on our bodies, specifically our skin.

I think I can speak for most people when I say that the two main summertime activities are day drinking and doing just about anything to make yourself look tanner.

If there's one thing that I'm grateful for, it's how far self-tanners have come in recent years.

Could it be that everything old is new again?

You're probably well aware of just how beneficial vitamin C is to your immune system.

So, unfortunately, we’ve all been there before: stuck on a fuckboy you think you’ll never get over, even though in reality they treat you like shit.

Ah, Target.

We're all very well aware of how fucking great the summertime is—tan skin, summer Fridays at the office, the beach, endless cocktails, etc.

If you've ever wandered down the skin care aisle of Sephora, you've probably spotted some absurdly priced skin care products.

Whether you're into getting spray tans, laying out in the sun (with an SPF, of course,) or prefer to go the self-tanner route, sometimes nothing feels better than adding a little boost of bronze to your complexion.

If you've ever found yourself walking into Target for toothpaste and leaving after spending $200 on god only knows what, well, fucking same.

When you live in a society where celebs with waist-grazing hair extensions are promoting gummy bears that claim to make your grow up and down your Instagram feed, it's hard NOT to think about how to get thicker, longer hair.