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To the girl who just posted that clearly very time-consuming collage, We couldn't help but notice it's your best friend's birthday.

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Another year, another nine nominations for Beyoncé.

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We’re not getting paid to say this, but whichever betch invented Sweetgreen is fucking brilliant.

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Cutting back on sugar is one of those healthy promises we make every New Year's but never actually keep.

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With Groundhog Day coming up, we’re slowly being reminded that winter is almost over and it might be time to switch up our fitness routines.

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Passing a celebrity’s house is obviously more exciting than seeing a real historic landmark, but now the two are actually the same thing.

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From Atkins to intermittent fasting to low-carb to high-fat to juice cleanses, betches have tried every diet on the market.