Ah, Thanksgiving. The time to be surrounded by family, eat your favorite foods, and remember the things in this life that you’re grateful for. Me, personally? I’m thankful for sex. And if you’re someone who’s lucky enough to be having consistent sex with someone you love and care about, you should definitely be grateful.
People don’t typically give gifts on Thanksgiving, but if you’re in the mood to show your partner that you’re feeling extra grateful for them, one way to do that is to let them stuff you like a turkey.
Now I know what you’re thinking: “WTF are Thanksgiving sex positions“? Don’t worry it has nothing to do with mashed potato (look it up on Urban Dictionary if you dare). If you’re having sex on Thanksgiving, odds are you’re already feeling pretty stuffed, so you probably don’t want to do any positions where you’re on your stomach or feeling like you’re worried more about releasing fluids from your mouth than your genitals. Here are some fun, food-belly-safe sex positions to show your partner you’re thankful for them this Thanksgiving.
Anna
You probably don’t want someone on top of your belly right now, so the best solution? Get on top. And no you don’t have to do anything that required Meg knees. This position requires your partner to sit at the edge of the bed so that they’re feet are on the floor. Then, as if they’re a seat, you sit side saddle on them. You don’t have to do too much movement besides a small up-and-down movement — and even that, you can rely on your partner to do most of the work for.
Comfortable Place
Just as the title suggests, this sex positions lets you sit very comfortably all while feeling really good. And the best part? It’s simple AF. Just have your partner sit at the edge of the bed so that their thighs are straddling one of the corners of the bed. Then, just face away from them and sit there right on their lap. You can use your hands on their thighs to raise and lower yourself, and if you’re not trying to bring attention to your food belly this is a great choice.
Plumber
Oral sex is still sex! And if you’re really not in the mood to do any penetration, you can always try this move. Have your partner put one leg up on a chair and the other on the floor. Then, you get underneath them and go to town. You’re both pretty comfortable and it’s a fun way to switch it up.
Spoon
An oldie but a goodie. If you’re both full, what better solution than the laziest, best position out there? Spoon each other and just start going at it. The added bonus? You can literally fall asleep just like that when you’re done.
