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I’ve been on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge and OkCupid—as well as the epic dating app I like to call “All of Them”—for a significant amount of time. (How long?

“‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ is my fave Christmas song."

We’ve all been there: a few weeks/months into dating someone and you aren’t quite sure where things stand.

Raise your hand if you’ve felt personally victimized by the lack of attention given to your lady bean during any given sack sesh, because same.

I get it.

All of my friends who’ve been dating their significant other for five or more years always say to me, “Being a twentysomething single girl in New York must be so fun!” I’m sorry, but why does everyone think that being single in New York is like being in Sex and the City, running around on a writer’s salary in my brand new Manolos trying not to spill my $17 cosmopolitan?

Welcome again to this week’s U Up Podcast's Hookup Horror Story, where making fun of people and laughing at their embarrassing hookups are required.