You’d think living in a beautiful underwater utopia would be relatively stress-free (they sing a whole song about it, actually), but it’s clear the residents of King Triton’s kingdom are not okay.
As young betches, after we realized boys don't really have cooties, but before we realized that they're actually all just fuckboys who will ruin our lives, we enjoyed fantasizing about being whisked away by a certain type of bro.
