Everyone says that it’s possible to have too much of a good thing, but IMO, “everyone” is a bunch of losers who are no fun at parties/pregames/anywhere worth being.
If you thought that drinking 40s was left to your high school partying days (you know, before your metabolism went to shit), then think again because 40s of rosé are now totally a thing, and just in time for summer.
If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, Nick Viall would make a truly horrendous Bachelor,” clearly, you weren’t on the same wavelength with ABC’s producers when they decided to create this trainwreck.
