food

If you’re reading this article, we’re gonna assume you’re seriously considering going to the gym, so congratulations.

So your friends are in town for the weekend and their knowledge of New York is more limited than the Birthday Edition Kylie Lip Kit.

The first semester of your freshman year can be pretty overwhelming.

If you’re currently living in the United States, then you know that people have been collectively losing their shit and jizzing themselves over this fucking eclipse.

You wake up, slowly.

In the overwhelmingly WASPy world of trendy superfoods, coconut water has risen to the top, promising every hungover and electrolyte-depleted betch that it would solve all of our problems. Today, that promise is being broken, and TBH we were just starting to get used to its (v mediocre) taste.

Getting wasted on a Saturday night should be the least complicated part of your life, and yet you always feel like shit afterwards, which kinda ruins the vibe of the whole next week.