With the exception of the latest Nor'easter that fucked up my entire existence, the slight increase in temperatures has me already searching for the hottest swimsuits to rock this summer.
Shopping for swimwear is pretty much the most miserable activity for everyone in the world besides maybe like, Chrissy Teigen, but it's especially shitty for betches with big boobs.
The high cut leg look is definitely the most popular swimwear trend this summer, which is probably due to the fact that everyone’s obsessed with looking “slim thick” aka what Kylie Jenner's post-surgery puberty body type is.
I deal with stressful things in life like most rational people: procrastinate incessantly by doing other equally important things (shopping, thoroughly organizing my closet, eating takeout...etc.) and delaying until the last possible second.
