award shows

Listen, I’m pretty disappointed with this year’s Oscars red carpet.

Mondays always suck, unless it’s the day after literally any award show.

We’ve already discussed the colossal fuck-up from last night’s Oscars that will go down in history—awarding Best Picture aka the pinnacle achievement to the wrong fucking film—but now it turns out that there was another cringeworthy error made during the night.

Before the Grammys even happened on Sunday, most people had done the math and realized the main storyline would be Beyoncé vs.

Natalie Portman is pregnant AF, so she chose a sensible yellow Prada dress that was probably a leftover from the Jackie set.

Every year I actively volunteer to write a recap for the Golden Globes because, as I’ve stated many times in the past, it’s the best award show of the season.