The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast presented by Kay Brown, Chris Burns, and Jared Freid of Betches Media. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do—because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly Bachelor recaps at Betches.com or follow our Instagram, @thebetchelorView Promo Codes
Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw's jealousy of never being able to be on The Bachelor has fueled his desire to talk about it on The Betchelor. In addition to The Bachelor, he's obsessed with most of Bravo, RuPaul's Drag Race and reality shows about living off the land in Alaska, because it's important to be well-rounded.
Kay Brown is an LA-based social media expert who has a love/hate relationship with The Bachelor. Other talents include making jokes at her own expense.
Jared Freid is a New York City-based comedian who sounds like he’s screaming but he’s just really excited to dive into your dating issues!
Where to Start
Pajama Party Pooper
Kay, Chris, and Jared are back for this week’s episode of The Bachelorette. They start off by getting into a quick episode recap and their episode names, before diving into Michelle’s one-on-one with Martin. Next, we get into the sleepover-themed group date, where nobody pursues Michelle (and instead pillow fight with each other). They discuss the next one-on-one with Rick, and then the rose ceremony (featuring Chris S.’s grand speech). Then, it’s time for our Weekly Categories. We cover some Would You Rathers, Top Three, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Finally, we wrap with Jared’s Minute and he shares an excitement announcement.
It's Week 3 of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start with a roundup of the Bachelor Nation's best (and worst) Halloween costumes. Then, they dive right into a quick episode recap and their episode names. Next, they break down this week's dates, starting with The Top Gun themed group date (plus their takes on the petty Peter-Will jacket feud), Rodney's one-one-one, and the slam poetry group date. And to no one's surprise, the cocktail party gets cancelled (once again), so we skip to the Rose Ceremony before getting to those Weekly Categories. We kick off with some Would You Rathers, and then move to the Top Three Picks and Cringiest Moment. And of course, it's not Weekly Categories without Kay's Weekend. Finally, we close with the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.
Lies & Basketball
It's the second week of The Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. Before diving into the recap, they first react to the Katie and Blake breakup. Next, they get into their brief synopsis and their episode names, before getting into the first group date (and to no one's surprise, it's a class-themed date). Then, they discuss the first one-one-one date with Jamie and the second group date (where things get taken a bit too seriously during a game of basketball). Of course, we can't end without our Weekly Categories, starting off with some Would You Rathers and their Top Threes. They close with their Cringiest Moment, Kay's Weekend, and this week's Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.
They are funny and also have good takes on what’s going on in the bachelor world! Anything betches media does is great! Would recommend!
My bf and I listen to this every week after the new Bach episode and are in tears laughing.
These hosts give me LIFE! Always cracking me up and saying my thoughts on the show out loud. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. Keep these episodes coming!
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Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011.