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Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011.

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Our Hosts

Aleen Dreksler

Aleen Dreksler is a cofounder and Chief Executive Officer at Betches. She hosts the Diet Starts Tomorrow and Betches Moms podcasts.

Sami Sage

Sami Sage is a cofounder and Chief Creative Officer at Betches. She’s the host of the Betches Sup, Morning Announcements, and Diet Starts Tomorrow podcasts and in her spare time likes to scroll on her phone and stare at her dogs, Bruce Bader Ginsburg and Larry David.

Jordana Abraham

Jordana Abraham is a cofounder and Chief Revenue Officer of Betches who enjoys dispensing advice on all things relationships. In her free time she can be found roasting Christmas trees and watching very bad reality TV. She also co-hosts U Up? and Betches Brides.

Where to Start

Abolish The Met Gala

Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account. How will we cope without her cryptic updates?! Then, they jump over to The Met Gala and discuss whether the Gala should even exist in this day and age and what its purpose really is. To end the show, they play ‘Oops! I Dated Again,’ where they try to guess the right celebrity based on two other celebrities that dated them.

Is Jen Shah The Worst Person In Housewives History?

Sami is back from her honeymoon and tells Jordana all about watching Bravo and scrolling Reddit while on vacation. They recap this week’s RHOBH with a reaction to Rinna’s insufferable behavior and Erika’s latest diversions. Then they discuss the first two minutes of the new RHOSLC season and what’s in store for Jen Shah. They also react to Scott Disick’s breakup from Amelia Hamlin, and update us on Britney’s dad filing a petition to end her conservatorship. How close is #FreeBritney to finally becoming a reality? Finally, they close the show with the game of the week, all about your favorite movies and TV show featuring trips to Europe.

They Were On A Break! (And Other TV Debates)

Jordana and her co-host-for-the-day Sean start with a conversation about the latest confrontation over Erika Jayne’s unwillingness to take responsibility. They dive into the latest Kanye West controversy, with an explanation of why his latest album release is embroiled in controversy. Is Kanye even relevant anymore, or are we just interested in the spectacle? Then it’s time for a spoiler-free debate about the success (and backlash to) the hit show Ted Lasso, and what liking that brand of comedy says about you. Plus, they discuss a list of sitcom storylines that serve as a good test of your personality. Finally, Jorge joins once again to lead them in a Kanye-inspired game of “Musical Direction” with some complete-the-lyrics and band name trivia.

Our Reviews

the best of the best

Literally love this podcast so much. Every conversation the betches have I'm like, wow this is totally my life. Seriously look forward to this podcast weekly!!

they will become your best friends in your head

Warning: they will become your best friends in your head I love all their podcasts, and this one is super funny. I look forward to it every week!

Can’t believe I got through the week without it before

Such talented and smart ladies in charge at Betches. Keep doing your thing Aleen, Sami, and Jordana!

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@Betches

Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011.

U Up?

From interpreting dating app messages and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between, we’re here to make sure you don’t die alone. 

Diet Starts Tomorrow
Diet Starts Tomorrow

In a world where “wellness” looks perfect on Instagram but feels anything but in real life, Diet Starts Tomorrow explores the psychological and emotional sides of wellbeing, from people who understand the struggle.

Betches Moms

Get ready to lock yourself in the bathroom (or wherever else you hide from your kids) and listen to this podcast. Because you’ll literally never be alone again.

The Betchelor

We’re here to say all the things you're screaming at your TV while watching The Bachelor—because that finale dress was disgusting!

Betches Sup

Be informed, not bored. Five days a week, rotating cohosts run through the wildest headlines and offer analysis and commentary that will make you actually laugh out loud.

Not Another True Crime

Your two funniest friends talking about crime. Each week, we break down a crime, cult, scam, or scheme with a healthy dose of irreverent humor.

Mention It All

Bravo, Bravo, f*cking Bravo. Three times a week, we break down everything Real Housewives and more, from episode recaps to social media drama.

Morning Announcements

Every morning, Betches co-founder and host Sami Sage gives you quick daily updates with the most important info you need to know about politics and current events.

Betches Brides

With tips on how to secure the best vendors, deal with your suffocating future mother-in-law, and everything in between, we’re here for you from the moment they put a ring on it until after you walk down the aisle. 

Afternoon Tea

Your weekly dose of the political therapy we all desperately need right now!

Pop Alarm
Pop Alarm

From breaking celebrity stories to the latest in music, movies, and TV, Pop Alarm will make you feel pop cultured in five minutes or less.