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Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011.

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Our Hosts

Aleen Dreksler

Aleen Dreksler is a cofounder and Chief Executive Officer at Betches. She hosts the Diet Starts Tomorrow and Betches Moms podcasts.

Sami Sage

Sami Sage is a cofounder and Chief Creative Officer at Betches. She’s the host of the Betches Sup, Morning Announcements, and Diet Starts Tomorrow podcasts and in her spare time likes to scroll on her phone and stare at her dogs, Bruce Bader Ginsburg and Larry David.

Jordana Abraham

Jordana Abraham is a cofounder and Chief Revenue Officer of Betches who enjoys dispensing advice on all things relationships. In her free time she can be found roasting Christmas trees and watching very bad reality TV. She also co-hosts U Up? and Betches Brides.

Where to Start

Why Was The Sopranos Movie So Bad?

Jordana and Sami start the week with a conversation about getting your marriage license and feeling secure in a relationship. They make an exciting announcement about an upcoming visit to Watch What Happens Live (it involves some bartending duties) before recapping the season finale of RHOBH. Then they talk all about the day Instagram and Facebook went down this week, and break down the problems with how the social media company operates. Next, they explain the details behind the “Who Is The Bad Art Friend” article that went viral this week. Which of these two writers comes off worse in the situation? They also give their review of the Sopranos movie The Many Saints of Newark, and explain why it just didn’t work. Finally, they close the show with the game of “Would You Rather… Not” featuring some challenging questions about technology failing us.

Bye Jamie Spears!

Sami and Jordana are back this week and they kick off the episode with some catching up about Jordana’s upcoming wedding! After that, they go over all the updates from Britney’s conservatorship hearing last night, and what it means for her future that her father has been suspended as her conservator. They then get into some House Wives topics, touching on RHOBH and RHOSC (~25-38 minutes). They end the episode with a game called Isn’t She Lucky 13, where they celebrate the end of Britney’s 13-year long conservatorship under her father by trying to guess different whether different categories are over or under 13.

Why The Media Can’t Stop Talking About Gabby Petito

Jordana and Sami kick off this week’s episode with a recap of the latest RHOBH episode and breakdown all the drama from the hotel dinner (skip to ~30 mins in for the end of the RHOBH talk). Then, they get into two huge true crime cases that everyone seems to be talking about these days. They start with the Gabrielle Petito saga, and try to figure out why everyone has become so obsessed with it in the past few weeks. Then, Sami walks us through the intricate story of the Murdaughs from South Carolina, which involves questionable boating accidents, multiple murders, and an insurance fraud attempt that seems stranger than fiction.

Our Reviews

the best of the best

Literally love this podcast so much. Every conversation the betches have I'm like, wow this is totally my life. Seriously look forward to this podcast weekly!!

they will become your best friends in your head

Warning: they will become your best friends in your head I love all their podcasts, and this one is super funny. I look forward to it every week!

Can’t believe I got through the week without it before

Such talented and smart ladies in charge at Betches. Keep doing your thing Aleen, Sami, and Jordana!

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@Betches

Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage are taking you on the journey of how Betches came to be and inside the minds of the women who created it. From their awkward middle school years to founding Betches and beyond, get to know the women who've been making us laugh since 2011.

U Up?

From interpreting dating app messages and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between, we’re here to make sure you don’t die alone. 

Diet Starts Tomorrow
Diet Starts Tomorrow

In a world where “wellness” looks perfect on Instagram but feels anything but in real life, Diet Starts Tomorrow explores the psychological and emotional sides of wellbeing, from people who understand the struggle.

Betches Moms

Get ready to lock yourself in the bathroom (or wherever else you hide from your kids) and listen to this podcast. Because you’ll literally never be alone again.

The Betchelor

We’re here to say all the things you're screaming at your TV while watching The Bachelor—because that finale dress was disgusting!

Betches Sup

Be informed, not bored. Five days a week, rotating cohosts run through the wildest headlines and offer analysis and commentary that will make you actually laugh out loud.

Not Another True Crime

Your two funniest friends talking about crime. Each week, we break down a crime, cult, scam, or scheme with a healthy dose of irreverent humor.

Mention It All

Bravo, Bravo, f*cking Bravo. Three times a week, we break down everything Real Housewives and more, from episode recaps to social media drama.

Morning Announcements

Every morning, Betches co-founder and host Sami Sage gives you quick daily updates with the most important info you need to know about politics and current events.

Betches Brides

With tips on how to secure the best vendors, deal with your suffocating future mother-in-law, and everything in between, we’re here for you from the moment they put a ring on it until after you walk down the aisle. 

Afternoon Tea

Your weekly dose of the political therapy we all desperately need right now!

Pop Alarm
Pop Alarm

From breaking celebrity stories to the latest in music, movies, and TV, Pop Alarm will make you feel pop cultured in five minutes or less.

Money Please

If your idea of saving is ordering the cheapest thing on the menu and your retirement plan at this point is to marry rich, we’re here with a podcast to help you get it together.