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Betches Brides

Betches Brides
When a bride accepts a proposal, they’re not expecting to say yes to distress. But wedding planning can be the most stressful time in any relationship — families collide, personalities clash, and wallets empty even before your mother-in-law adds her entire bridge club to the invite list. Good thing Betches Brides is here to help you laugh (cry?) through it all. Each week, stand-up comedians Selena Coppock — the mind behind the @nytvows parody account — and Chelsea White meet to swap stories about their own wedding journeys, while answering listener emails to help you not trip down the aisle. Selena and Chelsea are here for all Betches Brides and newlyweds in need of advice, empathy, and laughter — including themselves.
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Where to Start

Something Borrowed And Something New With Maddie Mahoney

That's right, listeners. We've borrowed newly engaged Maddie Mahoney from the Betches video team, and we're asking her all about her upcoming nuptials! Maddie is a hilarious video producer at Betches HQ and is bringing her comedic stylings to the mic for this week's episode. Listen in as Maddie dishes about her plans and challenges, as Selena gives some sage advice after her own wedding, and as Maddie, Selena, and Jaz laugh through a new game segment. You don't want to miss it! Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave your own voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

Step One In Wedding Planning With Melissa Andre

Today on the podcast, Selena and Jaz are joined by a returning guest and wedding-planning goddess, Melissa Andre! Melissa, Creative Consultant and founder of Melissa Andre Design Company, is renowned for creating distinctively whimsical designs with an unexpected edge. Listen in as the three discuss the first step in wedding planning, common mistakes couples make while planning, and some of the wildest wedding stories Melissa has heard while in the business. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave your own voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

You've Got Voicemail

On today's episode of Betches Brides, Selena and Jaz are raiding the voicemail box! First, we've got a destination bride who's not ready to play babysitter. Then, we have a listener who's looking for the best way to classify her non-bridal party. Bonus: a listener with a BRILLIANT tip for dealing with plus ones. Plus, Jaz asks Selena the big question...Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave your own voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

The Hosts

Selena Coppock
Selena Coppock is a standup comedian, writer, author, and storyteller based in NYC. She is the creator and voice of @NYTVows, the parody Twitter and Instagram account that lampoons the New York Times Wedding section, the wedding industrial complex, WASPs, and courtship rituals of the rich and insufferable. She is also the creator and host of 'Two Wick Minimum', America’s favorite and only podcast about candles. In December 2017 she released her debut standup album, 'Seen Better Days' (Little Lamb Recordings) which hit #1 on the iTunes comedy chart. She was also a guest star on the sitcom 'Red Oaks' (Amazon) and has been seen on Bravo, Lifetime, VH1, and elsewhere.
Chelsea White
Chelsea White is an Emmy-nominated TV writer, producer and host who Kris Jenner once called “so adorable” and to whom Beyonce once said, “Hello,” as she passed by her in a hallway. You may have seen her talking pop culture on MTV, ABC, VH1, or People TV, bartending on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, or interviewing guests like Awkwafina and Desus Nice with their cats for her web series Show Me Your Kitty. She lives in Harlem with her husband and their two cats, Tanooki & Miranda Hobbes, and is trying to figure out if she’s still a newlywed after two years of marriage (what’s the cutoff??). Ask her anything about weddings, true crime or Netflix’s Love Is Blind.

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Reviews

I LOVE FALLON!
“Not only a great host and interviewer, but also very knowledgeable. I wish I could hire her as a wedding planner! This provides me with a relatable perspective I haven’t seen anywhere else.”
CHEERS TO FALLON!
“Fallon is extremely knowledgeable and I love having a wedding planner guide the discussions. Hearing an expert navigate questions is a welcome change from influencers and super luxury designers. Most brides WANT the input of experts, and it’s so helpful when Fallon has tactful, but strong advice for wavering brides. ”
All Podcasts

@Betches

Co-founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage — aka the OG Betches friend group that started it all — welcome you to their pop culture group chat. Each week, they cover all the latest in celeb drama, the hottest TV and movies out now, and never fail to say some v funny sh*t (ofc). Come for the hot takes, stay for the group chat vibe.

American Fever Dream

From under the desk to in your ears, V. Spehar joins Betches Media in a new podcast dedicated to curing the collective malaise brought on by our chaotic political environment. Every week, Spehar and co-host Sami Sage will tenderly guide you through the biggest moments in politics and pop culture with a healing dose of perspective and humor. Rather than spiral over the latest unprecedented event, the hosts dig for the 2024 political tea you *really* want to hear while offering all the information you need to be an empowered citizen, without the side of despair to keep you up at night.

Ask Men Anything

There’s one question that has stumped our universe for centuries: Why do men? Emma Willmann is on a quest to find out the answer in this podcast from Betches Media. Each week, Emma is inviting some of the funniest and most interesting men she knows into the studio and pulling from the Ask Men Anything inbox to ask your biggest, weirdest, and most pressing questions of earth’s most mysterious beings. What makes a man ready to settle down and choose a partner? Why don’t men ask their friends follow-up questions? And men know golf is boring, right?

Betches Brides

Betches Brides is here to help you laugh (cry?) through it all. Each week, stand-up comedians Selena Coppock — the mind behind the @nytvows parody account — and Chelsea White meet to swap stories about their own wedding journeys, while answering listener emails to help you not trip down the aisle. Selena and Chelsea are here for all Betches Brides and newlyweds in need of advice, empathy, and laughter — including themselves. 

Childproof

Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation.

Good Bodies

In a world where wellness can make you unwell and beauty standards feel anything but standard, Betches Media presents a podcast that digs into the emotional side of well-being.

Mention It All

Bravo, Bravo, f*cking Bravo. Three times a week, we break down everything Real Housewives and more, from episode recaps to social media drama.

Morning Announcements

Every morning, Betches co-founder and host Sami Sage gives you quick daily updates with the most important info you need to know about politics and current events.

Oversharing

Think of Jordana and Dr. Naomi as your BFF and your therapist, sitting side-by-side at the brunch table trying to help you get through your problems. Because sometimes we really need advice from people with no skin in the game. And let’s face it, your friends can’t stand to hear that story one more time.

Pop Crime

If your idea of a fun Friday night includes pouring over #FreeBritney testimonies, reciting Alexis Neiers’ phone call to Nancy Jo from memory, and checking in on Carole Baskin’s wiki page for the 4,327th time, then Pop Crime is the show for you. In this new podcast from Betches Media, host Kiki Monique is combining her two true loves – pop culture and true crime – into a cocktail of scandalous storytelling. Each week, she makes sense of the messiest celebrity legal drama, infamous crimes of the past, and dirty deeds of the rich and famous so you have something to talk about at your next happy hour… or at least a new wikipedia page to bookmark.

So Bad It's Good

When culture pops, so does Ryan Bailey. On So Bad It's Good, a daily podcast presented by Betches Media, Ryan dissects the best (and worst) entertainment has to offer, welcoming special guests to chat about all the latest headlines, big TV moments (past and present), and literally every scandal, feud, or Hollywood controversy that’s made us lose our shit. (We’re looking at you, Tom Sandoval.)

The Betchelor

We’re here to say all the things you’re screaming at your TV while watching The Bachelor — because that finale dress was disgusting.

U Up?

From interpreting dating app messages and weird sexual encounters, to defining the relationship and everything in between, we’re here to make sure you don’t die alone.