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Betches Brides

Betches Brides
When a bride accepts a proposal, they’re not expecting to say yes to distress. But wedding planning can be the most stressful time in any relationship — families collide, personalities clash, and wallets empty even before your mother-in-law adds her entire bridge club to the invite list. Good thing Betches Brides is here to help you laugh (cry?) through it all. Each week, stand-up comedians Selena Coppock — the mind behind the @nytvows parody account — and Chelsea White meet to swap stories about their own wedding journeys, while answering listener emails to help you not trip down the aisle. Selena and Chelsea are here for all Betches Brides and newlyweds in need of advice, empathy, and laughter — including themselves.

Latest Episodes

Where to Start

Q&A With Selena

It’s Q&A Day! Today Selena and Jaz dive into the inbox to answer questions from you. From babysitting your mothers to wedding planning round two, they’ve got you covered. Plus, a fun segment in partnership with our friends at Angry Orchard! Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

Bach Sh*t Crazy

Did someone say road trip?! Today, the Brides hit the road with an episode recorded from THE Angry Orchard. Selena and Chelsea are talking all things bachelorette. Get ready for a game of bachelorette brackets, tips on how to plan without totally losing it, and listen in as the brides read your juicy write-ins of bachelorette “Bad Apples.” Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

Love At First Bite

We hope you brought your appetites, listeners. Today on Betches Brides, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz are chatting all things wedding food! Get ready to play a rousing game of Pass That App, and listen in for an unappetizing write-in about a serious catering nightmare. Plus, a fun segment brought to you by our friends at Angry Orchard. Need advice or have stories to share?Email us at [email protected] with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804.

The Hosts

Selena Coppock
Selena Coppock is a standup comedian, writer, author, and storyteller based in NYC. She is the creator and voice of @NYTVows, the parody Twitter and Instagram account that lampoons the New York Times Wedding section, the wedding industrial complex, WASPs, and courtship rituals of the rich and insufferable. She is also the creator and host of 'Two Wick Minimum', America’s favorite and only podcast about candles. In December 2017 she released her debut standup album, 'Seen Better Days' (Little Lamb Recordings) which hit #1 on the iTunes comedy chart. She was also a guest star on the sitcom 'Red Oaks' (Amazon) and has been seen on Bravo, Lifetime, VH1, and elsewhere.
Chelsea White
Chelsea White is an Emmy-nominated TV writer, producer and host who Kris Jenner once called “so adorable” and to whom Beyonce once said, “Hello,” as she passed by her in a hallway. You may have seen her talking pop culture on MTV, ABC, VH1, or People TV, bartending on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, or interviewing guests like Awkwafina and Desus Nice with their cats for her web series Show Me Your Kitty. She lives in Harlem with her husband and their two cats, Tanooki & Miranda Hobbes, and is trying to figure out if she’s still a newlywed after two years of marriage (what’s the cutoff??). Ask her anything about weddings, true crime or Netflix’s Love Is Blind.

Featured Guests

JoJo Fletcher
Leah Wyar
Iliza Shlesinger

Reviews

I LOVE FALLON!
“Not only a great host and interviewer, but also very knowledgeable. I wish I could hire her as a wedding planner! This provides me with a relatable perspective I haven’t seen anywhere else.”
CHEERS TO FALLON!
“Fallon is extremely knowledgeable and I love having a wedding planner guide the discussions. Hearing an expert navigate questions is a welcome change from influencers and super luxury designers. Most brides WANT the input of experts, and it’s so helpful when Fallon has tactful, but strong advice for wavering brides. ”