Ghosts and ghouls, the finish line to Halloween is almost here. Since the spookiest day of the year (October 31) happened to land in the middle of the week this year, there have technically been two Halloweenkends to grapple with. ATP, dreaming up multiple costumes is a big enough ask for a grown adult with only themselves to take care of, let alone all of the pet daddies and mommies out there who want to include their fur baby in the fun. TBH, Halloween is the perfect time for your lil fella to shine in cuteness (especially if you can use that cuteness to get your neighbors to cut you some slack for the nightly witching hour when your little angel gets the zoomies). Whether you have a sassy kitty who is probably going to rip her costume to shreds or a chunky pup that’s more loyal than any boyfriend you’ve ever had, here are cute and easy last-minute Halloween costumes for your pet.
Moo Deng
Dress up your little friend as the animal It Girl of 2024 with a hippo costume that real ones will know is instantly Moo Deng. The pygmy hippo is, of course, a petite apex predator, so this costume is probably most recognizable on smaller pets.
A Supreme Court Justice
I’m not sure a cat would be cool with being forced to wear drapey black robes for more than two minutes, but I’m already crying at how cute “Ruth Badepurrrr Ginspurrg” would be. If your snuggle muffin is serving more to love in the weight department, this costume also brilliantly doubles as Baron Harkonnen from Dune.
The Tennis Ball From Challengers
Everybody is so busy talking about the Josh O’Connor/Mike Faist/Zendaya love triangle of it all that no one is talking about the other object stuck in the middle: the tennis ball. Make your pal with paws the center of the action at the festivities by dressing them up in a green and white fuzzy bodysuit (the point will truly be hit home when they start running across the room at the house party).
Jail Bait
If you prescribe to the Lisa Vanderpump school of loving animals, then you believe your baby is a sexy little stud muffin and you’re not afraid to show it. Dress them up like “jail bait” in a striped t-shirt and a necklace or headband with fish on it.
A Coconut That Just Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree
Casually rep your support for Kamala by styling your ball of joy in a coconut costume. You could go with a coconut-patterned Hawaiian t-shirt or a coconut bra top. If your little dude is already brown and hairy, just a coconut headpiece will do.
A Hot Dog
This classic costume never gets old, especially if you happen to own a Dachshund, Italian Greyhound, or anything in the Pinscher family. It’s not called a Weiner dog for nothing!
A Member Of The Royal Family
This one is perfect for all the pet owners that treat their animals like literal royalty (regardless of the fact that their prince or princess’s favorite delicacy is another animal’s poop). Queen Elizabeth, Princess Diana, or even Prince William if your baby is balding is an easy costume with a tiara or crown, pearls, and a cape.
Sabrina Carpenter
This look relies on a cooperative pet, so if your animal is certified high-energy, maybe don’t try slapping a wig on it. For doggies, kitties, and maybe even bunny rabbits who are zen enough, a blonde curly wig paired with her signature “Jesus Was A Carpenter” shirt would be a Grammy Award-winning moment if you ask me.
Cosmo Queen Of Melrose
@cameo Get a cameo from from yours truly @COSMO QUEEN OF MELROSE ♬ original sound – Cameo
Similarly, dressing up your fur baby as the viral icon from Harlem might be a tiny hair extra. But if you can keep your pet comfortable in a long blonde wig and a fur vest, friends will be screaming about “switching from Catholic to Jehovah” all night.
The Black Sheep
If your animal is black, this one is a true no-brainer. All you need is a pair of black sheep ears and you’re all set. This is especially funny if you have multiple pets.
