Welcome to the brand-new Betches. New look, same us.


GTFO Of Your Pandemic Funk: Weekly Horoscopes April 12-16

To All The Plans We Made For ‘When This Is All Over’ And Are Now Desperate To Cancel

Don’t Catch Flights *Or* Feelings: Weekend Horoscopes April 9-11

So Your Vaccine Selfie Didn’t Overperform. Here’s How To Fix That In Time For Dose 2.

Don’t Even Try To Get Work Done This Week: Weekly Horoscopes April 5-9