After nearly five weeks and 30 episodes of Love Island USA season 7, I fear I’m done. Drained. Absolutely fucking depleted. Every single person on this Situationship Island (with the exception of Iris and Amaya Papaya, I guess) has successfully managed to annoy the hell out of me. From the deeply concerning Huda and Jeremiah situation to Ace and his minions to the never-ending Chelley and Ace saga to the boys literally bullying Amaya, the nation has had enough of this crew. And that’s not even all! Most recently, there was a major curveball when Cierra abruptly left the show after fans discovered (alleged) racist social media posts and called for her removal. All this drama, and there’s not even one legit romance in the whole villa. (Yes, the producers are still trying to make Nicolandria happen, but we’ll see how that goes this time around.)

If you’re employed and struggling to keep up with all the latest updates, I see you and respect you. That’s why I crafted a detailed cheat sheet. Which Love Island season 7 couples are still together, you ask? In summary… basically none of them. But let’s go down the list together.

Which Love Island USA Season 7 Couples Are Still Together?

Are Huda And Jeremiah Still Together?

Huda and Jeremiah 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

These two are long over, thank GOD. In episode 15, Huda declared, “I’m done,” right before interrupting Jeremiah’s chat with Iris. Fortunately, it was just a closure chat… I think their fellow islanders would actually evict them if they kept screaming at each other the rest of the season. Jeremiah’s been dumped from the island, and Huda seems to be quite happy with Casa Boy Chris.

Are Nic And Cierra Still Together?

Nic and Cierra 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

Welp, they were “closed off” right before Cierra left the show, but Nic seemed… more than happy to start over after she was gone. Our guy wasted NO time embracing Nicolandria once again and made sure Olandria chose him in the post-Cierra re-coupling.

Are Olandria And Taylor Still Together?

Taylor and Olandria 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

LOL, nope, that ship has sailed! Although Olandria stuck by this man through thick and thin (lord only knows why), he ditched her the second he met Casa Girl Clarke. Naturally, he still strung Olandria along for a while, but the long triangle is no more. When Olandria straight-up asked him to choose a girl, he opted for Clarke because she gives him a “kid feeling.”

Are Ace And Chelley Still Together?

Ace and Chelley 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

Yup, Ace and Chelley are still together and annoying as ever, and no, they aren’t secretly married with a kid. LOL. On June 19, Chelley’s team shared a statement on that rumor: “They were never in a relationship, never lived together and there are no children or hidden past. What’s unfolding now is real, unscripted and could change at any moment.”

Are Austin And Amaya Still Together?

Austin and Amaya 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

This bizarre pairing came out of ~~Austin trying to stay on the show~~ nowhere, and it predictably lasted about three seconds. I’m beyond thrilled that Amaya’s found Bryan, a sweet, mature king who adores her and never complains that she’s “too much”! Give them the 100k NOW.

Are Hannah And Pepe Still Together?

Hannah and Pepe 'Love Island' — Image Credit: Getty

Nope, because Hannah was dumped from the island, and then Pepe swiftly found multiple other blondes to canoodle with. He’s currently coupled up with my queen, Iris. The boy has a type, that’s for sure! But IDK, I feel like Iris had more chemistry with TJ.