The second half of 2017 is already looking better than the past few weekends months that have made my life a living hell, but what else is new it’s fine I'm fine.
Unless you’re 12 years old or don’t consistently wake up on Monday morning from a Sunday brunch hangover (and honestly wtf else would you be doing with your life?), I hate to break it to you, but you’ve got bags, and I’m not talking that reusable trendy shit you hoard in your pantry.
